that kid perpetuated negative stereotypes re 'hipster' or a fairly superficial fart of words displayed meaningfully here

kiss my ass mother fucker

you have a lot of potential

fuck you

i'm keeping your poop in my jar

or am i keeping my poop in your jar

what a dick hole

douche hole

hiney hole

tee hee

for jenna, circa christmas 2009:

best read by your computer's monotone.