Thursday, July 29, 2010

facebook chat about cody simpson

Me
bro
12:37pmAndrew
bro
12:37pmMe
iyiyiy
12:37pmAndrew
okay
that iyiyiyi
song
12:37pmMe
hahaha
12:37pmAndrew
is so catchy
but what the fuck
12:37pmMe
exactly
12:37pmAndrew
it is like. so.
12:37pmMe
i posted it as a joke man
12:37pmAndrew
i know i know
i know, but like. damn.
its a good song, and that kid is like cute?
12:38pmMe
ya
12:38pmAndrew
and the video is nice? but everything about it seems super eerie
and creep
12:38pmMe
that's what i was thinking too
12:38pmAndrew
y
12:38pmMe
it reminds me of when i was like 15
12:38pmAndrew
like a sunkist and hollister commerical rolled in one
12:38pmMe
ya true
it makes me think he is being controlled hardcore by some company that was like BE OUR POSTER BOY WE'LL MAKE U FAMOUS
12 YEAR OLDS WILL CREAM ThEMSELVES
12:39pmAndrew
man
they already are
im creamin myself
12:39pmMe
ya he's like infectiously cute
and the song is infectiously catchy
and the girl he flirts with is adorable
and the song is adorable
and i watched it thinking I HATE THIS/LOVE IT
12:40pmAndrew
dude
thats how i feel
like
this is what i do now
when im 22
i ride bikes with friends on teh beach
and end up drinking sparking sodas
12:41pmMe
hahaha
12:41pmAndrew
he looks like a girl.
it looks like he still has baby teeth
12:41pmMe
ya he's mad young
so when i watched it i thought all those things
then was like hahahahah this is good/fucking retarted i think i ironically like it
so i tried to post it ironically
hahaha
12:43pmAndrew
lol
the thing is
this could be a soulja song
easliy
12:44pmMe
lol
true
12:44pmAndrew
the entire song
sounds like the hook of a lil wayne song
12:45pmMe
well, it's hilarious that this lil kid is being branded as surfer/cute boy/australian, it's just like they manufactured this song just to throw out the summer vibes. you put it best - sunkist/hollister rolled into one. and it all seems phony haha
but at the same time...it fills me with a longing to be like 15 and be doing that, as if it would actually happen
12:46pmAndrew
yeah
i know
i wish i still had my baby teeth
12:48pmMe
hahahahaha
bro
my penis is big though
don't wanna trade that
and i have nice pubes
don't wanna be counting
again
12:48pmAndrew
big penis
yeah okay
12:48pmMe
i mean
bigger than when i was 14-15
12:48pmAndrew
my old gay co worker
saw the undie run pics
12:48pmMe
not big
12:48pmAndrew
and he was like
your white friend looks like he has a big dick
12:49pmMe
oh damn
glad i stuft
12:49pmAndrew
whatever
it was the glowsticks!
12:50pmMe
ya ! dude i was so embarassed about that pic
i might hae untagged i forget
12:50pmAndrew
hahhaha
its yr mom
cmon
god
im gonna get this kids album now
christ
12:51pmMe
bahahahaha
yr hooked
lol
"it's ur mom, cmon"
best quote ever
;);)
hahah
12:52pmAndrew
hahahhaha
boy that boy is clever
12:52pmMe
witty 4 sure
12:54pmAndrew
lol
omg
the song
cut off just for a commercial
right intne middle of the song
12:54pmMe
hahahahaha
4 sunkist?
12:56pmAndrew
lol
no
something lame
12:57pmMe
ride the chill surf waves yo
cody simpson
my hero
mad kewt bitches n surfs gnar waves
12:58pmAndrew
hahahahah
yeah
!
whats the deal!
hes not surfing in this video at all!
oh wait
he did
he rode like
a tiny ass wave
12:58pmMe
they made it look like he was surfing by cutting to it quick then cutting out
12:58pmAndrew
all decked out in his bodyglove?
12:59pmMe
image maker
lol ya
he's paddling out
12:59pmAndrew
thats so gaqy
12:59pmMe
he's australian
12:59pmAndrew
theyre like waxingtheir boards
12:59pmMe
obvi he has to surf
12:59pmAndrew
for half the video
australian. oooo
girls like that
12:59pmMe
air france music vid so much more legit
'no excuses' real surfers
12:59pmAndrew
hahaha
i was really confused why they chose surfing for that video
but its kinda kool considering the water is freezing
1:00pmMe
no excuses, paradise can be found
in any situation
1:00pmAndrew
no excuses
aw
1:01pmMe
even in 32 degree water
1:03pmMe
anyways dude i gotta do laundry
1:04pmAndrew
okay

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

a quick brain fart

incendiary
skies on fire for the moment i 
found you skulking around scared of your own beauty
beyond our shattered 
smiles there was something
moving to you from the corner of the room
you saw it and melted to the floor like gold 
over the open furnace only to cool minutes later
when the heat turned to chill and my arms were
helpless around you
taking flight now you fly sweetly and freely away 
lavender and jasmine in your wake you wash over me as you disappear
forever and i cherish the orangey-pink baby blue heavens you blessed me with

REGULATORS: MOUNT UP

warren g and nate dogg explained via an extremely hilarious wikipedia article

Sunday, July 4, 2010

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